Cream Cheese Brownies (aka. Make My A$$ Fat Brownies)

Author: Cooped Up Chick  //  Category: Desserts, January 2014


Don’t be turned off by the title. They will only increase the size of your gluteus maximus if you do what I did.

1. Eat the entire batch by yourself (over a course of a week)

2. Proceed to make a second batch once you realized the first was gone.

This dessert is both seriously easy and seriously dangerous. If you have restraint, unlike me, feel free to make some. They are delicious.

What you will need:


1 box of brownie mix (plus whatever is required to make them…oil…eggs…water. Just follow the box instructions)

4oz cream cheese, softened
1 egg
3 tablespoons icing sugar
1/4 teaspoon vanilla
Preheat oven to 350.
Make the brownie mix. Add half the mix to a greased 8×8, 9×9, whatever pan.
In a separate bowl mix together the cream cheese, egg and vanilla with an electric mixer. Slowly add the icing sugar.
Drop by spoonful the filling into the brownie mix.
Add remaining mix on top. Swirl together by cutting through with a knife.
Bake for 40-45 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean when inserted into the center.
Make sure you cool completely before (attempting) to remove from the pan…about 90 minutes. Otherwise this will happen.
Didn’t stop me from enjoying the hell outta these brownies.
The cream cheese is nice and sweet so there is no need for frosting. No seriously. Trust me. I love these brownies they are better then sex. Well, at least better then most (bad) sex. And if I keep scarfing them like I do I won’t have to worry about bad sex, or any sex for that matter. 😉
Love, peace and chicken grease,
-A Cooped Up Chick
little LITTLE brown chicken


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